Beer Bottle Opener Ring

Product Description
Beer Bottle Opener Ring:

Let me set the scene: it’s the party of the year, champagne is called for, you reach in your friend’s drawers (no, not those drawers, you perv) and you can’t seem to locate the bottle opener. Aggghhh! And that girl was going to give you her number when you arrived back at her side with a glass of bubbly. What are you going to do? Remain calm, you tell yourself. Keep your head about you, you tell yourself.

But guess what? You’re saved! That silly gadget that your pals got you as a holiday gift is right on the tip of your finger! You’re going to get that number after all! You’re saved by the Stainless Steel Bottle Opener Ring. Hooray! Drinks all around!!!!

This Stainless Steel Bottle Opener Ring Thing is a somewhat hidden treasure on your finger. It’s a comfort to wear & it’s guaranteed for life. With just the flick of your stainless steel ring will open every bottle you throw at it, it’s just up to you to get that girl’s number. Good luck & may you wear it in good fortune. Ships in assorted average ring sizes.