The Beer Belly :: The ultimate answer to sneak your Beer

Product Description
The hip flask may be the traditional method of ensuring a handy supply of discount swill, but in this age of heightened security and tighter, more revealing men's clothing, it's more likely to get you busted than blitzed. The solution: the Beer Belly.

The concept is simple, and the practicality's stunning: a polyurethane bladder, nestled like a baby in a neoprene sling, holds 80 fluid ounces of joy snug against your tum-tum. Route the drinking tube up through your shirt, or wind it down through your pants, making a cup of suds (or an exhilarating R. Kelly impersonation) a mere zipper tug away.

Features

The Beerbelly consists of 2 parts; the sling, and the bladder.

The sling is designed to fit up users up to 6'8" and up to a 40" waist.

Made of neoprene, the sling insulates and feels like skin to the touch under your clothes.

The bladder holds up to 80oz. of your beverage of choice and fits in a custom shaped pouch in the sling .

When worn under your clothes you just look like a dude with a beerbelly, or pregnant if you're a lady.

You can use the Beerbelly to hold either cold or hot beverages.

The bladder has a wide mouth opening for adding ice for Margaritas, and to simplify cleaning.