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Were it not for spiralling demand and a bombardment of emails, we would happily have let the charming Candy Posing Pouch pass us by, but why fly in the face of public opinion? Staggeringly just as popular as the Candy G-String and Candy Bra (my, how sweet-toothed we all are), this edible little number is blissfully oxymoronic, being tasteless and full of taste at the same time.

The 330 fruit-flavoured (thank goodness) sweets that make up this bedroom treat are fat-free, and are manufactured in a sweet factory that also packages nuts - so yes, you guessed it, the Candy Posing Pouch may contain nuts. Boom boom. There's probably more scope for some tasteless jokes here, like how about a bunch of sweeties for your lunchbox etc, but we're above all that (though not very far...)

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I bought one of these for my housemaster at college at a Secret Santa just to see his face when he opened it. He opened it in front of about 50 students and various staff including the principal!!! The reaction was brilliant and worth every penny. Thanks IWOOT!

Tristan - Loughborough

Well, my father in law and mother in law have EVERYTHING and MORE, so he's getting the candy pouch and she's getting the bra and g-string!! They're in their 60s, and I think they will pee themselves laughing if nothing else... I HOPE!!!

Sharon F - Highlands

I love candy so my girlfriend bought me this, and what can I say, she now has a sweet tooth :)

Ricky - Mansfield

"Oh ho ho!" said Mrs Claus as her sweet tooth got the better of her. "Now remember dear," said Mr. Claus, "if a job's worth doing, it's worth doing properly. The elves won't be back for ages and with only 40 kcals, these are nowhere near as fattening as mince pies and christmas pud!!" Tee hee hee.

Celia - Spain