Hound Bytes Talking Dog Collar (X-Rated)

Product Description
Now making crude comments to clueless people is as aesy as walking your dog. No dogs were harmed in the making of this product (however many were offended). Uses 2 AAA batteries (Included)
1 Simply attach the speaker to your dog's collar.
2 Hold remote in your hand.
3 Watch the reaction as your dog confronts passing people with clever remarks and rude lines.

This Hound Bytes has 6 different x-rated sayings:

(Farting) Oh I'm so embarrassed, canned food always gives me gas.

Hey, ever eat your own shit? I have!

It's a dog eat dog world so eat me!

Tricks! You wanna see tricks? Get yourself a hooker!

Woof, woof, I don't think we've been formally introduced. Would you like to smell my asshole?

Gotta Shit, gotta Shit, Gotta Shit right now! (Farting) Oh there it goes.

Who are you looking at you cocksucking, motherfucking asshole?