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Funny Shirts ASS MAN Licence Plate T-Shirt

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At the Department of Motor Vehicles office, Kramer receives someone else's vanity plates which reads "ASSMAN". Kramer believes that the real owner is a proctologist. He tells Jerry and George that if they ever meet a proctologist at a party, they should stand nearby to be assured of hearing a funny story that will inevitably end with someone claiming "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc". Kramer loves his new plate and now assumes the identity of The ASSMAN. Kramer, the "Assman", starts dating Sally, his new big-butted girlfriend. later that episode, Frank needs to go to the proctologist, he goes along with Kramer. Kramer spots a picture on the wall of the doctor's office portraying the doctor's boat with the name "ASSMAN" on it. Kramer asks the proctologist if his recently renewed license plates had perhaps been mixed up with someone else's and whether he is the "assman"; the doctor winks back. From off-screen, Frank is heard saying, "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc."