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Porn Is Better Than A Woman T-Shirt

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#10 ICUP# 70243
CJ Cuomo is porn's reigning king. In just a short time, he's wowed the industry with films such as Plump Friction, Moulin Splooge and Sperms Of Endearment.

Pornos are better than a woman because...
The fact that pornos never had their "time of the month" is reason enough. But things like "Pornos will never argue with you" and "Pornos never say no" are all right with me! This t-shirt is made from 100% fully machine washable preshrunk cotton.