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Don't Touch My Junk! Airport Security Hoodie


#999 Xit#10826 Box-1

Don't Touch My Junk! Airport Security Hoodie. Tell the TSA keep your hands off our junk! The new xray machine springing up in airports nation wide seem like a great idea to protect our safety while flying, but who wants the government to see them naked?! Some photos of xrays in airport security and the pictures are quite revealing, in fact the machines literally undress you as you stand there. Don't want to go threw the machines? Then be prepared for a full body frisk screening which a TSA agents will touch your genitals. We say Don't Touch My Junk! This shirt is hilarious and is perfect for those looking to fly in the near future. Tell the NSA loud and clear. Don't touch my junk.